Waiting Room

(At a waiting room)

Nurse "A-lie-ne", you ready? Is that how you say your name?"

Me It's "Ah-lee-nee"

Nurse Oh, I'm sorry "A-leen"

Me "Ah-lee-nee"

Nurse "Ah-lie-ne"?

Me No, "Ah......lee......nee"

Nurse Say it just one more time...

Me Ashley, call me Ashley.

*sigh*